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sifu-sam:

ravenbow:

nanihoo:

againstavengers:

cantstopthisfire:

THE BEST THING IN ALL THE NINE REALMS

I JUST SPIT MY DRINK EVERYWHERE FUCK

OH MY FUCK

DYING

I almost drowned in my tea jfc

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madamemorte:

agenteeseven:

Dirty Hiddles #5

/dead

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wgsn:

Got to love Mulberry’s nod to Britain with this Union Jack detail on its Postman Lock. A celebration of both the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee and the forthcoming Olympics.
See the rest of the limited edition range, here.

wgsn:

Got to love Mulberry’s nod to Britain with this Union Jack detail on its Postman Lock. A celebration of both the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee and the forthcoming Olympics.

See the rest of the limited edition range, here.

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rudeandgingerdoctor:

allonsy-sherlock:

martin-freepants:

imasnezzy:

jmoaniarty:

mopey-dick:

bronteloganwinchester:

emilythebando:

live-love-guard:

touchmycelloandyoudie:

riddickkulus:

slammingdownchords:

keestofer:

hom0sapiens:

$36.This is awkward. 

$12
finally hit double digits lemme hear ya hollaaaaaa

$18 yo

$43.

$9…such a rebel
14.50….

$9… ^That person up there must also be amazing :)

Counting everything once, 10 dollars even. It’d only be 3 if my frikkin family knew how to label things. 

$66. 50


70.50


18.50
Yolo.

7.50


$64.50 :D


$8.50. Those damn Oreos …

$71.50

rudeandgingerdoctor:

allonsy-sherlock:

martin-freepants:

imasnezzy:

jmoaniarty:

mopey-dick:

bronteloganwinchester:

emilythebando:

live-love-guard:

touchmycelloandyoudie:

riddickkulus:

slammingdownchords:

keestofer:

hom0sapiens:

$36.
This is awkward. 

$12

finally hit double digits lemme hear ya hollaaaaaa

$18 yo

$43.

$9…such a rebel

14.50….

$9… ^That person up there must also be amazing :)

Counting everything once, 10 dollars even. It’d only be 3 if my frikkin family knew how to label things. 

$66. 50

70.50

18.50

Yolo.

7.50

$64.50 :D

$8.50. Those damn Oreos …

$71.50

(Source: greentacosandham)

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I was just casually playing Sims, when I saw this…

I was just casually playing Sims, when I saw this…

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  • A fact to make you feel old: Monsters Inc. was released 11 years ago.
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Went out for Shawarma after seeing Avengers. Tony Stark was right, it’s GOOD.

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Yeah, I’m at the cinema, about to watch The Avengers.


Again.

I regret nothing.

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heysammy:

the-little-blogger:

youcanlokibutyoucannottouchy:

nightbecomesme:

jammy-john:

soBS OH GOD

best gifs ever!

#tom x tumblr #OTP

Yes.

The future is a place no one could have ever imagined. A young genius found a way to implant an entire websites information into a human being, there by creating a personality from the Website.

Facebook is the party animal, always willing to go out and have a good time, He spends most of his time drunk or whining about something that happened to him.

Twitter is the person everyone wants to know because she always knows what happening with what celebrities and what topics are trending around the world.

Google and Bing are where everyone goes for information, although now one really trust Bing for realiable information.

Wikipeadia is the one who can literally know everything in the blink of an eye, though don’t trust any of it to be true.

Then there’s Tumblr, the shy awkward girl more prone to locking herself in her room crying about fictional characters, perfect actors, books, movies, anything, who also had a slight streak of hipster.

Tumblr- due to the egging on of Facebook and Myspace- had gone out for a run. She’d stuffed her headphones in her hears, begrudgingly leaving her room- no… her world behind. She step out into the light of day and hissed at the sun, it had been ages since she’d last left her room , too many feels to care about and photos to reblog. Tumblr went to the park and started running down the trail, her fandom play list blasting in her ears.

Her eyes were distracted from following the path when she caught sight of the man running in front of her, he was tall and lean, and he had a very nice arse. She didn’t realize she was gaining on him until she had a Matt Smith moment, and suddenly found herself in surprise that she had legs. She bumped into the man on her fall.

He turned around, “Oh My! Are you alright?”

She let out a soft moan vowing to never let facebook talk her into this again, she looked up at the man, “Yeah I just had a Matt Smith momen-” She stopped talking when she saw his face. She couldn’t believe she didn’t recognize his back! She’s dedicated thousands of post to the perfection standing before her. “Y.. you…. you… you’re T… Tom Hiddleston!” She squeeked.

He laughed his unmistakable laugh, “Yes I am, but that’s not important now, you fell down didn’t you? Are you hurt at all?” He bent down beside her.

“ldhfe liufshaiefrhawef;wjihf;diufha; adskmvefewaqw.” Proper words seemed to fail her. “Isdjkhf sidfa;k jfdc I can’t.”

Tom’s face was worried, “You can’t?” He asked, “You can’t walk?”

“Adkjfhauiefhsdjafh sjadhf aiufhedkfksjdhfishdfihf;hfa;oijgf.”

He took that as a yes, “Here, let me carry you to the hospital, it’s not far from here.” He picked her up in his arms bridal style, “What’s your name miss?”

Finally finding proper words she said, “My name’s Tomblr- I mean- Tumblr.”

He smiled, “Well don’t worry, I’ll have you at the hospital in no time.”

Tumblr just sighed and rested her head against his chest planning on how to slip him her phone number, their wedding, their house, and their children’s names, as he carried her off into the afternoon light.

“ldhfe liufshaiefrhawef;wjihf;diufha; adskmvefewaqw.” Proper words seemed to fail her. “Isdjkhf sidfa;k jfdc I can’t.”

(Source: yakisobaru, via rudeandgingerdoctor)

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theveryminuteimawareimalive:

mouss-e:

somepinkfluffy-dinosaur:

‎”THROUGH A RAPIST’S EYES” (PLS TAKE TIME TO READ THIS. it may save a life.) Reblog this!
  It seems that alot of attackers use some tactic to get away with violence. Not many people know how to take care of themselves when faced with such asituation. Everyone should read this especially each n every girl in this world. THOUGHT THIS WAS GOOD INFO TO PASS ALONG…FYI - Through a rapist’s eyes! A group of rapists and date rapists in prison were interviewed on what they look for in a potential victim and here are some interesting facts:1] The first thing men look for in a potential victim is hairstyle.They are most likely to go after a woman with a ponytail, bun! , braid, or other hairstyle that can easily be grabbed. They are also likely to go after a woman with long hair. Women with short hair are not common targets.2] The second thing men look for is clothing. They will look for women who’s clothing is easy to remove quickly. Many of them carry scissors around to cut clothing.3] They also look for women using their cell phone, searching through their purse or doing other activities while walking because they are off guard and can be easily overpowered.4] The number one place women are abducted from / attacked at is grocery store parking lots.5] Number two is office parking lots/garages.6] Number three is public restrooms.7] The thing about these men is that they are looking to grab a woman and quickly move her to a second location where they don’t have to worry about getting caught.8] If you put up any kind of a fight at all, they get discouraged because it only takes a minute or two for them to realize that going after you isn’t worth it because it will be time-consuming.9] These men said they would not pick on women who have umbrellas,or other similar objects that can be used from a distance, in their hands.10] Keys are not a deterrent because you have to get really close to the attacker to use them as a weapon. So, the idea is to convince these guys you’re not worth it.———————————————————————————————————————————-POINTS THAT WE SHOULD REMEMBER:1] If someone is following behind you on a street or in a garage or with you in an elevator or stairwell, look them in the face and ask them a question, like what time is it, or make general small talk:can’t believe it is so cold out here, we’re in for a bad winter. Now that you’ve seen their faces and could identify them in a line- up, you lose appeal as a target.
 2] If someone is coming toward you, hold out your hands in front of you and yell Stop or Stay back! Most of the rapists this man talked to said they’d leave a woman alone if she yelled or showed that she would not be afraid to fight back. Again, they are looking for an EASY target.3] If you carry pepper spray (this instructor was a huge advocate of it and carries it with him wherever he goes,) yelling I HAVE PEPPER SPRAY and holding it out will be a deterrent.4] If someone grabs you, you can’t beat them with strength but you can do it by outsmarting them. If you are grabbed around the waist from behind, pinch the attacker either under the arm between the elbow andarmpit or in the upper inner thigh - HARD. One woman in a class this guy taught told him she used the underarm pinch on a guy who was trying to date rape her and was so upset she broke through the skin and tore out muscle strands the guy needed stitches. Try pinching yourself in those places as hard as you can stand it; it really hurts.5] After the initial hit, always go for the groin. I know from a particularly unfortunate experience that if you slap a guy’s parts it is extremely painful. You might think that you’ll anger the guy and make him want to hurt you more, but the thing these rapists told ourinstructor is that they want a woman who will not cause him a lot of trouble. Start causing trouble, and he’s out of there.6] When the guy puts his hands up to you, grab his first two fingers and bend them back as far as possible with as much pressure pushing down on them as possible. The instructor did it to me without usingmuch pressure, and I ended up on my knees and both knuckles cracked audibly.7] Of course the things we always hear still apply. Always be aware of your surroundings, take someone with you if you can and if you see any odd behavior, don’t dismiss it, go with your instincts. You may feellittle silly at the time, but you’d feel much worse if the guy really was trouble.——————————————————————————————————————————-FINALLY, PLEASE REMEMBER THESE AS WELL ….I know you are smart enough to know these pointers but there will be some, where you will go “hmm I must remember that” After reading forward it to someone you care about, never hurts to be careful in this crazy world we live in.1. Tip from Tae Kwon Do: The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do it.2. Learned this from a tourist guide to New Orleans : if a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM. Toss it away from you…. chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and/orpurse than you and he will go for the wallet/purse. RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car: Kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy. The driver won’t see you but everybody else will. This has saved lives.4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping,eating, working, etc., and just sit (doing their checkbook, or making a list, etc. DON’T DO THIS! The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side,put a gun to your head, and tell you where to go. AS SOON AS YOU CLOSE the DOORS , LEAVE. 
5. A few notes about getting into your car in a parking lot, or parking garage:a. Be aware: look around your car as someone may behiding at the passenger side , peek into your car, inside the passenger side floor, and in the back seat. ( DO THIS TOO BEFORE RIDING A TAXI CAB) .b. If you are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger door. Most serial killers attack their victims by pulling them into their vans while the women are attempting to get into their cars.c. Look at the car parked on the driver’s side of your vehicle, and the passenger side. If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back into the mall, or work, and get a guard/policeman to walk you back out. IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.) 
6. ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs. (Stairwells are horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot).7. If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control, ALWAYS RUN! The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times; And even then, it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ. RUN!8. As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic: STOP IT! It may get you raped, or killed. Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking, well educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women. He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked “for help” into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim.  
Send this to any woman you know that may need to be reminded that the world we live in has a lot of crazies in it and it’s better safe than sorry.

DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT NOT REBLOGGING THIS! IT COULD ACTUALLY SAVE A LIFE.

I get the general message of this “Be Aware and Stay Safe” but it really annoys me that it’s putting the responsibility on women to ensure their own safety so they won’t be raped rather than stopping men from raping. And as for the picture… a casual bit of racism to top it off.

theveryminuteimawareimalive:

mouss-e:

somepinkfluffy-dinosaur:

‎”THROUGH A RAPIST’S EYES” (PLS TAKE TIME TO READ THIS. it may save a life.) Reblog this!

  
It seems that alot of attackers use some tactic to get away with violence. Not many people know how to take care of themselves when faced with such a
situation. Everyone should read this especially each n every girl in this world. THOUGHT THIS WAS GOOD INFO TO PASS ALONG…

FYI - Through a rapist’s eyes! A group of rapists and date rapists in prison were interviewed on what they look for in a potential victim and here are some interesting facts:



1] The first thing men look for in a potential victim is hairstyle.
They are most likely to go after a woman with a ponytail, bun! , braid, or other hairstyle that can easily be grabbed. They are also likely to go after a woman with long hair. Women with short hair are not common targets.

2] The second thing men look for is clothing. They will look for women who’s clothing is easy to remove quickly. Many of them carry scissors around to cut clothing.

3] They also look for women using their cell phone, searching through their purse or doing other activities while walking because they are off guard and can be easily overpowered.

4] The number one place women are abducted from / attacked at is grocery store parking lots.

5] Number two is office parking lots/garages.

6] Number three is public restrooms.

7] The thing about these men is that they are looking to grab a woman and quickly move her to a second location where they don’t have to worry about getting caught.

8] If you put up any kind of a fight at all, they get discouraged because it only takes a minute or two for them to realize that going after you isn’t worth it because it will be time-consuming.

9] These men said they would not pick on women who have umbrellas,or other similar objects that can be used from a distance, in their hands.

10] Keys are not a deterrent because you have to get really close to the attacker to use them as a weapon. So, the idea is to convince these guys you’re not worth it.

———————————————————————————————————————————-

POINTS THAT WE SHOULD REMEMBER:


1] If someone is following behind you on a street or in a garage or with you in an elevator or stairwell, look them in the face and ask them a question, like what time is it, or make general small talk:
can’t believe it is so cold out here, we’re in for a bad winter. Now that you’ve seen their faces and could identify them in a line- up, you lose appeal as a target.

 
2] If someone is coming toward you, hold out your hands in front of you and yell Stop or Stay back! Most of the rapists this man talked to said they’d leave a woman alone if she yelled or showed that she would 
not be afraid to fight back. Again, they are looking for an EASY target.

3] If you carry pepper spray (this instructor was a huge advocate of it and carries it with him wherever he goes,) yelling I HAVE PEPPER SPRAY and holding it out will be a deterrent.

4] If someone grabs you, you can’t beat them with strength but you can do it by outsmarting them. If you are grabbed around the waist from behind, pinch the attacker either under the arm between the elbow and
armpit or in the upper inner thigh - HARD. One woman in a class this guy taught told him she used the underarm pinch on a guy who was trying to date rape her and was so upset she broke through the skin and tore out muscle strands the guy needed stitches. Try pinching yourself in those places as hard as you can stand it; it really hurts.

5] After the initial hit, always go for the groin. I know from a particularly unfortunate experience that if you slap a guy’s parts it is extremely painful. You might think that you’ll anger the guy and make him want to hurt you more, but the thing these rapists told our
instructor is that they want a woman who will not cause him a lot of trouble. Start causing trouble, and he’s out of there.

6] When the guy puts his hands up to you, grab his first two fingers and bend them back as far as possible with as much pressure pushing down on them as possible. The instructor did it to me without using
much pressure, and I ended up on my knees and both knuckles cracked audibly.

7] Of course the things we always hear still apply. Always be aware of your surroundings, take someone with you if you can and if you see any odd behavior, don’t dismiss it, go with your instincts. You may feel
little silly at the time, but you’d feel much worse if the guy really was trouble.

——————————————————————————————————————————-

FINALLY, PLEASE REMEMBER THESE AS WELL ….

I know you are smart enough to know these pointers but there will be some, where you will go “hmm I must remember that” After reading forward it to someone you care about, never hurts to be careful in this crazy world we live in.


1. Tip from Tae Kwon Do: The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do it.

2. Learned this from a tourist guide to New Orleans : if a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM. Toss it away from you…. chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and/or
purse than you and he will go for the wallet/purse. RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!

3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car: Kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy. The driver won’t see you but everybody else will. This has saved lives.

4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping,eating, working, etc., and just sit (doing their checkbook, or making a list, etc. DON’T DO THIS! The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side,put a gun to your head, and tell you where to go. AS SOON AS YOU CLOSE the DOORS , LEAVE.
 

5. A few notes about getting into your car in a parking lot, or parking garage:
a. Be aware: look around your car as someone may be
hiding at the passenger side , peek into your car, inside the passenger side floor, and in the back seat. ( DO THIS TOO BEFORE RIDING A TAXI CAB) .
b. If you are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger door. Most serial killers attack their victims by pulling them into their vans while the women are attempting to get into their cars.
c. Look at the car parked on the driver’s side of your vehicle, and the passenger side. If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back into the mall, or work, and get a guard/policeman to walk you back out. IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)
 

6. ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs. (Stairwells are horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot).

7. If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control, ALWAYS RUN! The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times; And even then, it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ. RUN!

8. As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic: STOP IT! It may get you raped, or killed. Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking, well educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women. He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked “for help” into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim.
  

Send this to any woman you know that may need to be reminded that the world we live in has a lot of crazies in it and it’s better safe than sorry.

DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT NOT REBLOGGING THIS! IT COULD ACTUALLY SAVE A LIFE.

I get the general message of this “Be Aware and Stay Safe” but it really annoys me that it’s putting the responsibility on women to ensure their own safety so they won’t be raped rather than stopping men from raping. And as for the picture… a casual bit of racism to top it off.

(Source: itssofluffy-im-gonna-die)

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