'... And That's When I Fell Under The Mini'...
A blog for anyone who's had weird looks from strangers. A collection of my daily mishaps, along with things that make me laugh out loud (usually in public, on the way to uni/work).
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deanismypatronass:

cocolooo:

deanismypatronass:

cocolooo:

i love high contrast photos of fruit floating threateningly in the night

I don’t believe such a thing exists

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I was mistaken

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scorntrooper:

So why did you start a blog? I did cos I wanted to howl into the void more effectively. Maybe make a few puns at the void. Hurl a few selfies into the void. Hope the void thinks I’m pretty. 

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kissedbyflames:

Taking naked pictures of yourself is 100% okay and does not make you less of a human being. Hacking someone’s personal accounts in order to post said photos and sell them is the shittiest thing and anyone who is reblogging or posting the photos will be unfollowed.

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brbjellyfishing:

fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon

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it scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you and everything that they say could be one massive lie

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whatbethsays:

so it was my brother’s thirteenth birthday today and he came home from school with this horror-struck expression on his face and came into my room and sort of just stood there

and i asked him “what’s wrong?”

and he said “MY GIRLFRIEND HUGGED ME AND SAID HAPPY BIRTHDAY”

and i was like “well that’s good isn’t it?”

and then he came closer and just whispered, really quietly “no you don’t understand i said happy birthday BACK”

im still laughing oH FUCK

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best-of-memes:

90’s nostalgia 

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